Alright, I admit, I'm really shit at maths and physics. But those aren't important!
•I can text with my tongue. And my elbows, toes, nose, lips and, of course, fingers.
•I can touch my nose with my tongue, and I can lick my entire chin.
•I can stick my finger like halfway down my throat.
I shouldn't have put those one after the other.
•I can control which eye I'm looking out of without closing the other.
•I'm double jointed in my shoulders. I can do this one thing... quite a party trick.
•I can do the tree pose like a motherfucking beast.
A person as skilled as me doesn't need math. I should just drop out of school. I'll still go far.
You just watch.
